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small talk about a boil by Richard E. Grant Richard E. Grant is very possibly the best there is when it comes to spewing insanely venomous tirades. That is, of course, unless you count what occasionally happens when a Thomas Video customer returns a rental tape that his twenty-year-old VCR just ate, forcing him to get out the masking tape for repair purposes, during which the tension from doing such intricate work with his chubby fingers must be relieved on the way to store by a trip to the massage parlor, where he leaves the damn tape on the seat in his car, and the friggin sun warps the fuckin tape beyond recognition, and its already been a shitty day...but, I digress. Anyway, Grant can play these incredibly despicable characters and at the same time make us like him. |
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His first major role was in writer/director Bruce Robinsons Withnail & I (1987), in which he plays the titular character, a charmingly wasted resting actor who lives in a scuzzy little flat with his buddy I (Paul McGann), another unemployed thespian. They notice the slimy lifeform in the sink begin to move and, after a careful search of the trash-filled apartment turns up only empties, decide its time for a vacation. Withnail gets his uncle Monty, a rich and randy dandy, to give them the key to his cottage and off the boys go.
Unfortunately, the cottage has no heat, electricity, or even water. To stay warm they decide to burn the furniture in the fireplace. Things get worse as they tangle with a local poacher and become convinced that he is psychotically hunting them. Just as their stoned paranoia hits its peak Monty breaks in at 2AM bringing fine wines, delicious foods, and his very active libido which is now directed at the intensely freaked out I whom he thinks is gay (Withnail had lied about Is preference to get the use of the cottage). Although the film is very well written, and the episodes pathetically hilarious, its Grants loud-mouthed performance that is the most memorable. |
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| Robinsons bile-filled dialogue brought out the best in Grant and they teamed up again in 1989 for the rant-filled horror-comedy How to Get Ahead in Advertising. This time Grant is Dennis Bagley, a cynical but brilliant advertising executive who is a master at getting the consumer to shell out the bucks. But when he is told to come up with a campaign for a pimple cream, he stalls and begins his descent into madness. When Bagley cracks at a dinner party, his soliloquy on the evils of advertising and society is a masterful tour de force of merciless invectives that in a Cronenberg film might lead to a juicy cranial explosion. In How to Get Ahead in Advertising the result is a nasty little boil on Bagleys shoulder. |
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The growth increases in size and, at least to Bagley, begins to take on human characteristics. Sprouting an eyeball, the eruption continues to develop and begins to converse with Bagley. Of course nobody but Bagley can hear or see the boil for anything more than a vicious pimple, but by the time the doctor decides to lance it, Bagley looks much like The Incredible Two-Headed Transplant. You can probably see where this is going but what really matters is the quick-witted and nasty dialogue, intelligently written by Robinson and delivered by Grant. Grant has been in numerous films since, but these are the two that show him in all his glory.
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